No Brainer
If this doesn’t hurt your ego, then I don’t know what will. Whoever wrote this note may have commended your parking, but you can clearly see that it’s just full sarcasm. If you don’t want to be held as someone who does not have any brain, next time fix your parking.
Your Lucky I’m Tired
Could it be the tow-truck driver himself who wrote this letter? Anyway, this car’s owner right here really is one lucky driver. Good thing that the person who wrote the note was too tired to get this car towed. I mean, who wants to get their cars towed? I bet no one.