It’s All Their Fault
Sometimes, we truly can’t fight the universe about the cards we’ve been dealt. However, we can lay the blame on someone else. Come on, ladies. How on earth did you let this happen to this poor man?
Dare Gone Wrong
Honesty is not always such an attractive trait, especially if this is what you have up your sleeve. Hanging out by a pool with this shirt on is a sure-fire way to earn dirty looks from everyone who can read. It’s a good thing he has a legitimate reason to peel off this top!