California
Dude, it’s clear that SoCal is littered with nothing but surgically enhanced, phony, surfers who are like always stuck in traffic. Riiiiiight? Furthermore, brah, Southern Californians might be all zen up until the point when they get behind a wheel. Once that happens, no one is safe.
California
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Colorado
Barley and Hops are the only two food groups that even matter. And don’t get me started on their sports obsession. Or their dog obsession (which is one obsession we can live with!) Plus most citizens of Colorado are just super laid-back people who love that their state symbolizes peace, drugs, and rock ’n’ roll.
Colorado
